Growjob – Weight Gainer Protein Drink

Wanna get big? You’re gonna need a Weight Gainer Protein Drink. No, you’re gonna need a Growjob.

Why buy pre-made weight gainers when you can make your own which has a far superior micro-nutrient breakdown? Besides, yelling “Yo, gimme a Growjob!” has a sweeter ring to it than “Honey, would you be so kind as to fetch me a Gainer-Max 3000?”

So do us a favor, and give it a try. This Weight Gainer Protein Shake will have your message board minions wiping the drool off their mouthbreathing faces and screaming “thick, solid & tight” when they look at your most recent progress pics.

Growjob Breakdown:

Calories: 790
Protein: 80g
Fat: 21g
Carb: 75g
Sugar: 30g

Ingredients:

2 Scoops Chocolate Whey Isolate Protein Powder
2 Tablespoons All Natural Peanut Butter
Ice
2 Cups Unsweetened Almond Milk
1 Banana
1 Packet Oatmeal